awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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