is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
