i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize