in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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