Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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