After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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