Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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