it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
