i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I pour the whiskey from now on
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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