garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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