Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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