Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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