We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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