you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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