I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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