Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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