good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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