Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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