And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
