Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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