apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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