so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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