Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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