i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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