the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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