love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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