I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Alive.
So much puke
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There are leaves in my underwear?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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