So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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