Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
the liver wants what the liver wants
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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