We need to start having sex underwater more often.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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