Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
