o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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