if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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