One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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