when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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