I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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