question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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