honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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