Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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