As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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