Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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