Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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