Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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