You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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