More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Randomize