It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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