singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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