Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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