How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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