bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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