That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
