it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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