i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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