If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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