real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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