hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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